Take On Me Literal Version

Besser als das Original!

Tumblr des Tages: Heavy Petting

Worum es geht sagt der Untertitel sehr treffend:

"Pets in Porn"

Gemeint ist nicht perverse Tierfickerei, sondern die kuriosen Momente, wenn im hausgemachten Porno Katze oder Hund fragend in die Kamera gucken.
Damit das ganze auch safe for work ist, werden Menschen inkl. der hauptdarstellenden Geschlechtsteile schön bunt zensiert.

LINK

Gorillaz "Bananaz"

"This incredible film, “Bananaz” removes the secretive, mucky walls of Gorillaz, the cartoon band created by artist Jamie Hewlett & musician Damon Albarn, smashing down all artificial barriers to reveal the full and filthy details behind this awe-inspiring band. Audiences see just what director Ceri Levy saw over seven years of mayhemical creative madness… a lot of it too graphic for mortal eyes to behold…Bananaz is Levy's story of the partnership & community behind Gorillaz. He takes you into the studio and out onto the road with this virtual phenomenon, showing a part of Gorillaz never seen before - reality."


Embedden isn't, hier der Link zum Film (ich musste die Seite ein Paar mal neu laden, bis er ging):

Bananaz

Tina Turner "Typical Male"

Super Lied, ganz freches Video. Der Typical Male ist wohl das schlechteste Schauspieler-Model der ganzen Achtziger.

Zimbabwean Ad

Das ist gute Werbung.





via Gawker

Tiga

Ja, ja, neues Tiga Lied "Shoes"



Tiga "Shoes" from AlexandLiane on Vimeo.


Aber viel besser ist doch immer noch:

Picture Me

Sara Ziff, 26, Model seit 12 Jahren (u.a. für Chanel, Balenciaga), inzwischen an der Columbia University, hat zusammen mit Ole Schell einen Fashion-Film hinter den Kulissen gedreht.
Die Seite des Gen Art Filmfestivals wo Picture Me vorgestellt wurde, sagt:

Appearances by Nicole Miller, Gilles Bensimon, Karl Lagerfeld, Kevin Krier, Hussein Chalayan, and many more.

Ole Schell follows model Sara Ziff for several years documenting her rise from a fresh face to one that adorns billboards and magazines around the world. In the process, Ole and Sara go behind the scenes and chronicle the glitzy world of high fashion modeling, from photo shoots with celebrated photographers to runway shows in New York, Milan, and Paris.

Hier der Trailer:


Picture Me Trailer from Gen Art Film on Vimeo.



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Fever Ray Album

Es ist draußen, aber das wissen inzwischen auch alle, die es interessiert. Gut ist es auch, das war zu erwarten. Umso schöner, dass es schon Live-Termine gibt:

In Berlin am 21.5. im Berghain um 22h.
Die restlichen Termine hier.


Der Teaser zur Tour:





Die Videos zu "When I Grow Up" und "If I Had A Heart" hier und hier.

Are You Open Minded?

Auf Nerdcore (mal wieder):
Sehr schönes Video über den Unterschied zwischen skeptischer Open Mindedness und Verbohrheit.

iDaft

Der Traum eines jeden AltBros: Mit iDaft endlich eigene Versionen dieses einen Daft Punk/Kanye West Hits machen.



via S.I.Q.

Purple Rain

Es gibt Filme, die man sich so oft ausleiht, dass es sinnvoller wäre, man würde sie sich endlich kaufen. Bei mir sind das u.a. Flashdance und Dirty Dancing. Neu dazugekommen ist dieses Wochenende Purple Rain.



Keine Ahnung, warum der bisher an mir vorbeigegangen ist, aber er hat alles, was ein guter Musikfilm braucht: Überflüssige Dialoge, mittelmäßige Schauspieler, die aber umso bessere Musiker sind und einen Oscar für die beste Musik.
Eigentlich ist der Film ein einziger langer Prince Videoclip. Und daran ist ja nun mal absolut nichts auszusetzen.

Keira Knightly in Women's Aid Ad

Ist das zu krass?







"I wanted to take part in this advert for Women's Aid because while domestic violence exists in every section of society we rarely hear about it," said Knightley. "Domestic violence affects one in four women at some point in their lifetime and kills two women every week."
-The Guardian



Advertising Agency: Grey, London, United Kingdom
Creatives: Grey, London
Production Company: D.A.B. Hand Media, London
Director: Joe Wright
Producer: Dominic Delaney
DP: Tony Briggs
Editor: Paul Tothill
Sound: Skywalker Sound, Lip Sync, Scramble
Post-production: Big Buoy, Prime Focus
Music: “Vengeance Drools” by Clark


via I Believe in Advertising, Jezebel

Freitag Abend: Bell Biv Devoe "Poison"

Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Alienating Airport

Die satirische Wochenzeitschrift The Onion hat einen wunderbaren Beitrag gepostet:

Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport

Höchst amüsant, ob man Kafka mag oder nicht.






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Fuck My Life

Downward Comparisons (die eigene Situation mit der von Leuten vergleichen, denen es schlechter geht) sind ein Schlüssel zum Glück, sagt die Psychologie.
Zum ausprobieren: Fuck my Life

Leseprobe:

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML

Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML

Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Today, my teenage stepdaughters, as a punishment for refusing to buy them iphones, told my wife they saw me in town kissing an attractive blonde and grabbing her ass (all invented). She believed it and i'm single. I've been faithful and feeding the whole family for 10 years. FML

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML

Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML

Today, I told my mom about my night terrors in which I am laying in a ditch with people shooting at me, and I have no ammunition to defend myself. She told me I should stop being such a whiny bitch, and to grow up and be a man. I am 20 and got back from Iraq 10 months ago. FML

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she randomly asked me "does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked "does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML