Happiness in Business

Schön auf den Punkt gebracht von Bud Caddell.



Die Geschichte dazu hier.


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Website des Tages: Black People Love Us

Vielleicht nicht neu, aber doch vorzüglich.

Black People Love Us

Blog des Jahrhunderts: Let's Be Friends

Wunderbare Bilder von wunderbaren (größenteils) felligen Kleintieren. Ich bin entzückt!

Ansehen!

Wu-Note aka Blu-Tang Clan

Klassische Wu-Tang Alben im noch klassischeren Blue Note Stil von Logan Walters. I like.
Mehr hier (sobald sie fertig sind).













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Amanda Lepore "Cotton Candy"

Everyone's favourite tranny Amanda Lepore mit einem Lied aus dem Soundtrack zu Another Gay Sequel:



Das Lied ist so lala. "My hair looks fierce" ist definitiv besser, nur das ein kein vernünftiges YouTube Video gibt.

Tumblr des Tages: Heavy Petting

Worum es geht sagt der Untertitel sehr treffend:

"Pets in Porn"

Gemeint ist nicht perverse Tierfickerei, sondern die kuriosen Momente, wenn im hausgemachten Porno Katze oder Hund fragend in die Kamera gucken.
Damit das ganze auch safe for work ist, werden Menschen inkl. der hauptdarstellenden Geschlechtsteile schön bunt zensiert.

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Zimbabwean Ad

Das ist gute Werbung.





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Are You Open Minded?

Auf Nerdcore (mal wieder):
Sehr schönes Video über den Unterschied zwischen skeptischer Open Mindedness und Verbohrheit.

iDaft

Der Traum eines jeden AltBros: Mit iDaft endlich eigene Versionen dieses einen Daft Punk/Kanye West Hits machen.



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Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Alienating Airport

Die satirische Wochenzeitschrift The Onion hat einen wunderbaren Beitrag gepostet:

Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport

Höchst amüsant, ob man Kafka mag oder nicht.






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Fuck My Life

Downward Comparisons (die eigene Situation mit der von Leuten vergleichen, denen es schlechter geht) sind ein Schlüssel zum Glück, sagt die Psychologie.
Zum ausprobieren: Fuck my Life

Leseprobe:

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML

Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML

Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Today, my teenage stepdaughters, as a punishment for refusing to buy them iphones, told my wife they saw me in town kissing an attractive blonde and grabbing her ass (all invented). She believed it and i'm single. I've been faithful and feeding the whole family for 10 years. FML

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML

Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML

Today, I told my mom about my night terrors in which I am laying in a ditch with people shooting at me, and I have no ammunition to defend myself. She told me I should stop being such a whiny bitch, and to grow up and be a man. I am 20 and got back from Iraq 10 months ago. FML

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she randomly asked me "does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked "does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

Blog des Tages: Why The Fuck Do You Have A Kid?

Ein schöner Ausklang für einen anstrengenden Tag:
Why The Fuck Do You Have A Kid ansehen und das eigene (kinder- und Spastenlose) Leben ist gleich noch viel schöner als sowieso schon, nach dem ersten Frühlingstag in Berlin.

Hey Mr DJ - The Rise And Rise Of The Disc Jockey

Eine schöne, sehr sehenswerte Dokumention über die Evolution des Deejaying und die sich damit verändernde Rolle des DJs.





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New Math

Ähnliches Konzept wie bei indexed, genauso ansprechend. New Math von Craig Ramhauer, jeden Montag neu:

Extreme Sheep LED Art

Wie gut die Waliser drauf sind! Schnallen ihren Schafen LEDs auf den Rücken und spielen dann mit denen Pong. Nicht vom etwas langsamen Anfang abschrecken lassen, das Video ist super!

Die waren doch wieder alle völlig druff da.




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Child Soldiers AD

And another one...




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LOEWE Sound Ad

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MTV Ads Brasilien

Original? Originell?






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Microsoft disqualifiziert sich selbst

Das ist so frech, dass ich keine Worte dafür finde. Die angebrachte Reaktion wäre wohl, dass alle Menschen auf der Welt spontan ihre Microsoft-Produkte verbrennen.

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